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Review: Virtua Fighter 5 |
The pioneers of 3D fighting continue to revolutionize the ‘game.’
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Review: Gundam Wing Endless Duel [SNES] |
I can imagine the bored groans of Japanese Gundam enthusiasts when reading “Bandai announces new Gundam fighting game for the Super Famicom!” See, “Bandai”, “Gundam”, and “fighting games” hadn’t been a recipe for success in past years - hell, “Bandai” and “Gundam game that isn’t a turn-based strategy game” typically didn’t bode well either.
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Review: Ultraman [SNES] |
While relatively unknown outside of the Far East, in his native Japan and it’s surrounding nations, Ultraman is a seemingly invincible franchise that’s enjoyed success that’s seen it transcend the status usually afforded to television characters and become a bit of a phenomena.
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Review: VR Troopers [Mega Drive] |
While Power Rangers, in its various guises, seems to be an unstoppable juggernaut of a franchise, back in the early-to-mid 1990s when it hit the screens, the show’s ‘creator’ Haim Saban didn’t seem to have that much faith in it, and created numerous spin-offs and similarly themed (in other words a Japanese action showed altered to have American characters) shows in the hope of recapturing Power Rangers’ runaway success.
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Review: Tekken: Dark Resurrection [PSP] |
How come this title isn’t being ported directly to the PS2?! How come it’s a PSP exclusive?! How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?!
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Review: Mortal Kombat Unchained [PSP] |
Gosh it’s all go in the MK world at the moment, isn’t it? The final current-generation game of the series, Armageddon has just come out (it’s shit) UMK3’s tearing up the streets of Xbox Live (they’re shit) and here we have MKU on the PSP, and it has to be said that the derogatory-comment forecast is looking mighty promising.
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Review: King of Fighters 2002 |
I loved it, I hated it, and loved it again. That is my history with The King of Fighters 2002 in a capsule.
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Review: Mortal Kombat: Armageddon |
So this is Midway’s final Mortal Kombat game for the current generation console (PS2, XBox). And it was suppose to be Midway’s best MK game ever. Well, let’s just see about that.
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Review: Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 (XBLA) |
Mortal Kombat’s great, isn’t it? The controversy, the films, the characters, the games, the comics, the whole deal. The guys at Midway have truly been living the American dream for the past fifteen years - can you imagine becoming incredibly wealthy, successful and famous on the back of selling such thinly-disguised crap? Hell I’d do the same, given the opportunity, grandma-selling start-up costs or no.
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Review: Dead or Alive 4 |
Boobies. There, I said it. This game has jiggly, wiggly, biggly titties. Girls in skimpy outfits thrust their legs in the air and let you know, fairly often, what exactly their panties look like, only to have another woman grab them by the legs and stuff her head under the first female’s shorty-short skirt. The game is mostly women, and none of them are overweight, super muscular, or even the slightest bit appealing to feminist ideals. They want to grow up to be housewives and give you blowjobs seven times a day while cooking you dinner each and every night. I happen to like it that way, and my Y chromosome agrees. Okay, now that’s out of the way, lets move on.
