~Love is a delicate sweet perfume, the feel of warm sunshine in the early morning, it is comfort, it is trust, it is purity. But more than that, it is an ancient, holy concept; personified as Aphrodite, Cupid, Christina, throughout the ages, a heavenly concept that seperates man from the beasts. Love is more than all things …….~

Love is…

… calling her in the morning

Love is…

… taking the rough with the smooth

Love is…

… knowing when to let go

Love is…

… being honest about her looks

Love is…

… being there for her, *and* her friends

Love is…

… knowing how to pick just the right gift

Love is…

… showing your boobs to a dinosaur

Love is…

… being spontaneous, and passionate

Love is…

… never leaving her hanging

Kill is…

… love

Love is…

… admittedly, not for everyone

Love is…

… looking beyond first impressions

Love is…

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… the smallest shorts in the world

Love is…

… making your feelings clear to him

Love is…

… bringing her back to your place before the roofies wear off

Love is…

… a Battle(r)field

Love is…

… fulfilling each other’s fantasies

Love is…

… showering her with official HerV gifts

Love is…

… about priorities

Love is…

… in the eyes

Love is…

… as real as you make it

Love is…

… sheep (one for our Welsh readers)

And most important of all, whatever you do today, make sure you remember to

Understand The Concept of Love!

Tiffany says: screw you guys, I’m getting drunk and going car-surfing.

As an extra gift, Tiffany very kindly offered to use her forum as a Valentine’s message exchange. Below are the shocking dregs of humanity who actually used it. Names and details have NOT been changed, and you know where we keep the molotovs

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Name: Baby Bonnie Hood E-Mail: bbhood21@yahoo.com I really, really, really love: I’d like to take this opportunity to declare my love for that cute bounty hunter, Baby Bonnie Hood. You’re a very cute girl, and you also kick a ton of ass with all your artillery; it was love at first sight the moment I saw you for the first time in the arcades all those years back, and you became my starting point into fighting games. I’m very well aware of your age, though; so no, I’m not gonna make any moves on you just yet. I can wait ’til you’re legal… which means that I’ll be waiting forever since fictional people don’t age unless their creators tell them to. Eh, no big; I’m fine with forever :D So there. BBH, I wish you success in all your bounties… and plenty of fun with Lilith ;) PS: Please don’t shoot, bomb, hunt, and/or otherwise kill me. Thank you.

Name: CatboyOK E-Mail: meow@meowmeow.com I really, really, really love: Jam, every time you bend over you make my heart melt like a stick of butter in a frying pan of burning passion, will you be the catnip in my special brownies of love?

Name: BBHood E-Mail: bbhood@manila_penetantary.com I really, really, really love: Dear Drew Barrymore I’ve loved you for 2 weeks since I first saw you in ET. Please elope with me!

Name: Garou E-Mail: ted@pcmech.com I really, really, really love: I just wanna say something to my hot HO ASS BITCH. Honey, I don’t love you anymore. You never put out, and I’m getting sick of it, so I’m going to leave you.

Garou’s spouse had this to say in response: “Yough gottaa new-a pah-tah-nah? Ahren’t yough so wacketty woo? I shough yough!”

Name: Photon E-Mail: 4neqs@combogods.com I really, really, really love: I Liek, nay, absolutely love Shermie!!1 Three cheers for her. <3 <3 It was her birthday on Feb 13th too. :D :-*

Thanks for noticing! Unfortunately I only got two presents this year, both from Adelheid Bernstein: an orgasm and herpes.

Name: Misfit E-Mail: moonbeam41@hotmail.com I really, really, really love: This goes out to my love , my one and only , the one who was always there for me… Breakin’ 2 :Electric Boogaloo. I first saw you as a young child , so enthralled by your power that I watched you over and over again , until I could recite every well-deliverd line by your fine cast.I laughed when Turbo stole the contruction workers’ lunch. I was on the edge of my seat when he fell down the steps , landing in the hospital. “Will he make it?What will Ozone and Special K do without him?” I cried tears of pure , unbridled joy when , yes , the Miricles was saved! So in awe was I , that wore out the copy of my with my constant viewing , and I wasn’t to see you for oh! so long. There were others who tried to take your place… The Last Dragon with it’s constant cry of “Sho Nuff!”… Supergirl , with her daring excape from The Phantom Zone … and , yes , even Street Fighter the Movie , the picture that Raul Julia gave his life for. But recently , I saw you , sitting at Suncoast looking at me with those eyes and I knew who my soul mate was. I’ll never stray again , Breakin’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo. My heart is always yours.

Name: Not VoidStar E-Mail: Not VoidStar’s Email I really, really, really love: Well, I’ve had this on my mind for a while, but I’ve never had the courage to say it to the person’s face. Thank you, anonymity of the Internet, for allowing me to express my feelings somewhere! This one goes out to that fabulous penner of videogame lesbianism yarns we all know so well, my one, my only: my beloved Racewing. HAVE MY (handsome and powerful) CHILDREN, RACE, PLEASE

Proclaiming your undying love to Racewing is strikingly similar to challenging Demitri Maximov to a fight. Racewing will make you his woman and you will enjoy it.

Name: cka E-Mail: cka I really, really, really love: Flowers smell good and this is a stanza now let’s go to the bedroom so I can give ya a Tony Danza

Name: MESHWET E-Mail: MESHWET_ALMARRY@YAHOO.COM I really, really, really love: PLEAS SENT TO ME PICS

… Happy Valentine’s Day!