NO

Take a look at the calendar, see what’s marked on today’s date? That’s right, it’s Valentines’ Day, and we’re not going to have you sitting in front of your monitor in your underwear today of all days.

So have a shower and get dressed and go out and meet some people without “SSJ#18_$qua11″ in their name. Go on, this site isn’t coming back until you’re happily married with children. (That’s married with children, not to children by the way….)

Done that? Good. Now life as a couple isn’t all flowers and roses and her dressing up as Cammy on your birthday. No, getting things to work all the time requires effort on behalf of both partners - and even the most thoughtful, considerate person will make a wrong step somewhere. That’s where we come in, with our brand new forum, the MANLY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FORUM. Here you can post your worries, questions and helpful hints on maintaining a successful love life, without fear of ridicule - and our experienced team of site staffers will be on hand to offer friendly advice where needed. Trust them, they speak from years of experience. The other three forums will be switched off because we don’t want you talking about video games or that Dragonball Zed thingy or anything like that today, oh no.

However if you absolutely positively CANNOT get anywhere with any members of the human race, you might as well give up, and go and join Neil looking at Dead or Alive characters naked. You absolute fucker.