Results: Round Two

Round Two is over and done, and the Fagmort of the Millenium is chugging along. Here’s some nice, clean result imagery and text to keep track of things just a bit better, as matches are going to become more heated for Round 3.

*note: The results images and text tables don’t exactly match the end of ‘week’ results pages. Mostly because one week we kinda forgot to do it so it came out late, and had a few extra matches. Intead of having it look all wonky with one giant image and text table, I went ahead and balanced them out.

Remember the weekly results sheets and accompanying commentary can still be accessed directly, should you have missed them, or if you just feel like reliving that strange feeling you felt when you first laid eyes on Hot Dog Dan.

(Round One)

Week one results! | Week two results! | Week three results! | Week four results!

Week five results! | Week six results! | Week seven results! | Week eight results!

Week Nine results!

(Round Two)

Week Ten results! | Week Eleven results! | Week Twelve results! | Week Thirteen results!

Bonus space-filler so it looks like we did more work!

Characters in bold advanced to round two, characters in italics have made it to round three!

1. Akira Yuki - Protagonist of the Virtua Fighter series. Often draws comparisons to Ryu right down to his non-existant personality
2. Akuma - AKOOMA CUD BEET UP ANY SNGAY CHARACTER ALIVE
   
3. Alex - Bad ass grappler from SF3. Has a heavy Brooklyn accent
4. Andy Bogard - Sole man in Mai Shiranui’s life. Also known as the luckiest guy alive
5. Angel - Delicious and demented KOF character, courtesy of our friends at Eolith
6. Athena Asamiya - HerV’s very own bukakke-loving psychic J-pop idol
7. Ayane - Kasumi’s saucy assassin sister
8. B.B Hood - Litte Red Riding Hood with heavy ordanance.
9. Baiken - Big tits, one arm, and a penchant for long swords
10. Benimaru Nikaido - Wiry, self-adoring shootfighter with electrical powers. Gay.
    
11. Billy Kane - The greatest Englishman since Winston Churchill
    
12. Blanka - CROUCHING FIERCE
    
13. Blue Mary - Hot undercover chick that gives Terry Bogard’s ‘Power Geyser’ a whole new meaning
    
14. Cammy - Sexy assasin chick with pigtails. Bison clone? Eww
15. Charlie - Superbly coiffeured soldier and Guile’s bestest buddy. Died more times than this site
16. Chihaya Kagami - Honey rip-off from that all-time combat classic Battle Raper
    
17. Chun Li - The original authoritative queen of fighting games. Ooh Matron!
    
18. Clark - Icily cool grappler from the KOF series
19. Cody - Thanks to Alpha 3, he’s now forever remembered for picking his nose before a fight
20. Dan Hibiki - The SUPREME fighting jobber. He’s probably gonna win
    
21. Dizzy - You hate her because she’s cheap and overpowered; you love her because she’s young, and SO DAMNED CUTE. Has a tail
    
22. Duck King - He of the imbecilic stance, pet bird and outrageously awesome theme song
23. Dudley - We put the kettle on before we made this list, but it didn’t even last until tea time!
24. E. Honda - Capcom must have forgotten that red panty flashes belong on schoolgirls
25. Eagle - More gay innuendo then the entire city of San Francisco
26. Eddy Gordo - Captain Button Mash himself
27. Elena - Leggy Capoeira fighter from Africa. Very r0wr
28. Faust - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry
29. Fei Long - It is long rumoured that Bruce Lee based his fighting style on Fei Long’s
30. Fernandez - Big … ball from Waku Waku 7
31. Fulgore - A love machine built to rival the Venus2000
32. Seung Mina - Korean spear fighter and ultra cute to boot
33. Geese Howard - the fucking BOSS of bosses
34. Gill - HAHAHAHA HE’S BLUE AND RED AND WEARS A SPEEDO…and then hits you with Seraphic wing and you never make a joke again
    
35. Goro Daimon - Judo master and mentor like role for Team Japan. Also has his very own Mini-Me
    
36. Guile - Let’s Barrel!
    
37. Guy - Stoic ninja hero from Final Fight and the SFA series.
    
38. Haohmaru - Everyone’s favorite Saki guzzling samurai. For comedy gold, play an R4 Haohmaru against an R1 anyone in CvsS2
    
39. Hattori Hanzo - Samurai Shodown’s number one ninja
40. Heidern - Everyone’s favourite nazi hero
41. Heihachi Mishima - Try and forget his Tekken 4 appearance, and remember the good old neck-breaking, pile-driving,
42. Kazuya-hating spiky hair days
43. Hitomi - Super cute German fighting girl from Dead or Alive 3. Dangerously young
44. Honey - Fashion model with exploding plastic dress from Fighting Vipers
45. Hugo - The physics of his sexual caprices with Poison are mind-boggling
46. Ibuki - Super Ultra Cute Ninja chick
47. Igniz - Impossibly powerful CEO of NESTS. Sort of like Bill Gates, but with infinites
48. Iori Yagami - Kyo’s eternal rival. Orochi blood screams in his veins. He has issues
    
49. Ivy - Dominatrix with a whip sword
50. Jedah - Megalomaniacal boss of Darkstalkers three. His wings turn into a scythe, and he fights in the creepiest stage ever
51. Jin Kazama - Tekken’s new bad boy. His new Tekken 4 outfit rises him to new levels of awesomeness
52. Jin Saotome - Demented BLODIA pilot with exploding clothes
53. Joe Higashi - To quote him from the Fatal Fury movie : “If I read too many words in a row I get sleepy!”
54. Jotaro Kujo - Hero of the third Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series, one of the best characters in the games
55. Juli/Juni - They form two thirds of the ‘Shadowloo dolls threesome’ fantasy
56. Yun/Yang - This brotherly duo never betray their cool exteriors
57. Justice - Last boss of Guilty Gear. Rewrote the book on being an overpowered nightmare, then exploded said book and peed on its ashes
58. K’ - New hero of KOF99 and KOF2000. K’ turns you gay
59. Karin Kanzuki - Sakura’s rival, likes to wear undies on the outside of her shorts :S
60. Kano - Heart-ripping gentleman with a wicked headbutt. Not Australian in the slightest
61. Kasumi - The Dead or Alive series’ premiere insanely proportioned 17-year old runaway shinobi
62. Ken Masters - Ryu’s number one rival. Also Sean’s sensei. Married and named his son…Mel
    
63. Tizok - Known as The Griffon to American audiences, this wrestler has serious potential to rival even Zangief for top spot
64. Kim Kap Hwan - A Real Korean Hero, Kim Kap Hwan is there!
65. King - The Hottest She-Male ever
66. Kintaro - Four-armed tiger-striped monstrosity. Makes Goro look like the Andrex puppy
67. Krauser - Collosal German fighting engine, has problems with his ‘R’s
68. Krizalid - Data-sampling NESTS stooge with kinky taste in ‘restrictive’ clothing. Has bad luck with ceilings.
69. Kula Diamond - Cloning, leather and ice, oh my!
    
70. Kyo Kusanagi - Hero of the KoF series. Fights with the Kusanagi Flames. Has also been cloned, and people have been infused with said flame. I’m waiting for my Kusanagi flames to arrive in the mail
71. Lei Fang - Cute chinese fighter from Dead or Alive. She kicks high :B
72. Leona - Blue-haired sex goddess and part-time wild beast
73. Lilith - Lithe underaged vampire lesbian with purple hair. Unnnnnnnnf
74. Liu Kang - The hero of the early Mortal Kombat games. Shouts WATAAAA! a lot
75. M. Bison - Head of Shadowloo and secretly wants to be a girl
    
76. Mai Shiranui - Owner of the most molested breasts in the history of hentai. Fatal Fury sex icon
77. Maki - Capcom’s answer to Mai Shiranui…kinda
78. Maxi - Nunchuk wielding Elvis impersonator
79. Hayato - Star Gladiator/Plasma Sword’s brooding hero, and the only other character besides June that isn’t ass
80. Marshall Law - Bruce Lee, more or less, but with a bad mustache and a resturaunt
81. Batsu - Attending Justice High, he’s regurlarly seen dunking Nagare’s head in the toilet bowl
82. May Lee - KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_^
83. Mike Haggar - Final Fight demi-god. Collects hats he finds in thrash cans
84. Morrigan - DarkStalkers’ lead character and full-time succubus. One of Capcom’s more valiant contributions to Hentai
85. Nakoruru - Adorable lil priestess that rides around on an eagle or a wolf
86. Nightmare - A possessed knight carrying around an evil demonic sword
87. Nina Williams - Sexy asassin from the Tekken series. Obsessed with getting her sister naked in public
88. Orchid - Vast-chested kung-fu eye candy from Killer Instinct. Proud wearer of the most famous zip in history.
89. Orochi - The most effeminate demon god ever
90. Paul Phoenix - Looks like Bart Simpson grown up. Harley ridin Karate bad ass
91. Q - masked mystery man/machine. Feared by small children and animals
    
92. Rainbow Mika - Superstar of the ring. Great outfit. Pigtails
93. Raiden - God of thunder, guardian of the Earth Realm, Christopher … Lambert?
94. Ralf - Can survive anything. Even nukes
95. Rose - A high-class Italian psychic. Paid by the hour
96. Rock Howard - Son of Geese, raised by Terry Bogard. Psychological problems up the yin yang
97. Rolento - Spinning pipes and grenades are this man’s forte
98. Rugal - Simply one of the most badass fictional characters ever created. Comes in three flavours - ’standard’, ‘Omega’ and ‘God’
    
99. Ryo Sakazaki - One half of the inspiration for Dan Hibiki. Kyokugen master
    
100. Ryu - What can we say? Well nothing really, we’re still waiting for Capcom to provide him with some sort of judgable personality
     
101. Ryu Hayabusa - A perfect 10 in the man-muffins scale. Ninja Gaiden hero turned to DOA jobber
     
102. Sagat - Emperor of Muay Thai. Undisputable badass. Low fierce
     
103. Sakura Kasugano - Ryu’s number one fan and super KAWAII schoolgirl. U R my buttarfly Sakura! ^_^;;
     
104. Sarah Bryant - Virtua Fighter chick. Umm, yeah, she kicks ass and stuff
105. Scorpion - This awesome, spear-slicing undead spectral ninja made it to the semi-finals of the GameFAQs character battle. How will he do here?
106. Rasputin - World Heroes veteran and gayest video game character ever
107. Shang Tsung - Mighty morphing old man/fashion model/death metal groupie
108. Shao Kahn - A truly enormous man
109. Shermie - Busty grappler and Orochi Heavenly…king, queen? She does the cutest dance when you win ^_^
     
110. Shingo Yabuki - Kyo’s student, and future Kareoke diva
111. Sodom - Will the internet identify with a deranged desperate wannabe Japanese guy? I wonder…
     
112. Sol Badguy - Creater of the Gears, stuck a piece of aluminum siding in a Zippo lighter and called it a sword
113. Sonya Blade - Who doesn’t love a fire-breathing special forces chick in green spandex?
114. Strider Hiryu - Who else could wear a bright red scarf and still look awesome?
     
115. Sub-Zero - A whole family of icy ninja in one character!
116. Poison - Subject to countless debates over her true gender. Is into kinky sex with handcuffs. Pink hair
     
117. Takuma Sakazaki - Mr Karate himself. Trained Ryo, Robert, and Yuri, and probably Butt too
     
118. Terry Bogard - One of the most respected, recognized and powerful characters in the history of fighters
119. Tiffany Lords - HerV’s very own poster child for confusion, anger and boxing-glove jokes
120. Tina Armstrong - Redneck wrasslin’ chick. Tassles
121. Vanessa - Redhead boxing secret-agent GODDESS
122. Vega - Narcissistic spanish ninja. Wears a mask and a claw
123. Vice - One of Rugal’s ex-secretaries. Scary. Hot
     
124. Yamazaki - Sadomasochistic anti-hero of Fatal Fury/KOF infamy
     
125. Yashiro Nakanase - Another heavenly king. Doesn’t like Iori
126. Yoshimitsu - Cool cyborg/insect/weird ninja with a Robin Hood complex
127. Yuri Sakazaki - Poor Yuri. Considered a shotoclone fighter and prone to dickchick abuse
     
128. Zangief - He rassles grizzly bears :B
129. Zero - He’ll beat you like a drum

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