Results: ROUND TWO

Week Thirteen: Thursday 20th of February - Thursday 27th of February

Day Eighty

Votes: 212

Gill (Streetfighter 3): 61 (29%)
Rugal (King of Fighters, Capcom vs SNK): 151 (71%)

Winner: Rugal

Win quote: “A tournament like this is so pathetic it makes me laugh…”

Rugal’s Defining Moments:

• Combining Siegfried and Roy into one entity.
• For someone who lost his eye, he’s pretty casual about it.
• Teaching you the concept of love, over and over and over again…
• Being a pronounciation nightmare for Japanese round announcers
• Not compensating for anything in his final KOF’95 stage, oh no.
• His KOF98 OMEGA RUGAL incarnation set a new standard for cheap, overpowered boss characters.
• His CVS2 GOD RUGAL incarnation set a new standard for intimidating and haunting boss characters.
• His KOF2002 incarnation, is a cunt.

Day Eighty-one

Votes: 227

Iori Yagami (King of Fighters): 147 (65%)
Akuma (Super Streetfighter 2 Turbo, Streetfighter Alpha, Streetfighter 3, Capcom vs. SNK): 80 (35%)

Winner: Iori Yagami

Win quote: “For you, living is a fate worse than Death!”

Iori’s Defining moments:

• The pants. Everyone digs the pants.
• His bitter rivalry with Kyo is the stuff of legends.
• Blood Riot.
• Seeing the Maiden Masher for the first time…
• His KOF2K1 SDM. Holy shit!
• Singing a certain song, rather badly
• He’s yaoi-tastic!

Day Eighty-two

Votes: 199

Ryuji Yamazaki (King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, Capcom vs. SNK): 144 (72%)
Billy Kane (King of Fighters, Fatal Fury): 55 (28%)

Winner: Ryuji Yamazaki

Win quote: “You look like a splattered pomegranate, pinhead!”

Yamazaki’s Defining moments:

• He has rabies.
• Defies arm physics with his Serpent’s Slash.
• Defeating him in CVS and seeing his “laying on the ground” pose is quite, well, ass!
• That really pimpin’ coat.
• Sado-Maso. Greatest (only good) counter, ever!

Day Eighty-three

Votes: 218

Ken Masters (Streetfighter series, Capcom vs. SNK): 138 (63%)
Ralf (King of Fighters): 80 (37%)

Winner: Ken

Win quote: “You were good! I almost broke a sweat.”

Ken’s Defining moments:

• Gave Ryu the legendary red headband.
• Gave Ryu various (non-fatal) STDs.
• His Shinryuken in X-Men vs. Streetfighter. Oh my, vicar!
• Those funky kicks, because there just isn’t any other word for it.
• Mel punching him in the fucking balls.
• Being really fucking rich, but still wearing that priceless red gi.

Day Eighty-four

Votes: 233

Mai Shiranui (King of Fighters, Fatal Fury): 161 (69%)
Hitomi (Dead or Alive 3): 72 (31%)

Winner: Mai Shiranui

Win quote: “Not you too, Joe! I don’t want to go back to Japan! I want action…and pizza!”

Mai’s Defining moments:

• Giving chub to all who set eyes on those bouncing boobies.
• Her lust for Andy, even though he’s continually reluctant to give in. Fag.
• Her occasional penis.
• The joy we felt when we unlocked the “Blood/Bounce” code in Saturn KOF’95.
• Just about every winpose.
• Fanservicing the Fatal Fury anime to crusty-tissue hell and back. Twice!

Day Eighty-five

Votes: 211

Vice (King of Fighters): 153 (72%)
Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat): 58 (28%)

Winner: Vice

Win quote: “The weak must be defeated. That’s my only compromise.”

Vice’s Defining moments:

• She’s incredibly sexy, stylish and frightening. A million miles away from bouncy ninja and battling schoolgirls
• Proving once and for all that hairy shins aren’t compulsory for grappling characters
• Having the coolest theme song on the planet
• Couldn’t even protect her own vinginity

Day Eighty-six

Votes: 207

Dan Hibiki (Streetfighter Alpha): 130 (62%)
Duck King (Fatal Fury): 77 (38%)

Winner: Dan Hibiki

Win quote: “My dad could beat you, and he’s dead!”

• Dan’s Defining moments:
• Being probably the best worst fighter ever.
• The taunts, the “specials”, the sheer volume of rolling, blabbering and crying he does.
• “Beating” Sagat.
• His father, Go Hibiki’s amazing Pocket Fighter cameos.

Results that we messed up on for some reason and forgot to include:

Chun Li (100) vs. Kula (58)
Sagat (111) vs. King (109)
Dudley (117) vs. Benimaru (99)

Yo! EVRAYBODY! TELLY! EVRAYBODY!

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