Results: ROUND TWO

Week Twelve: Sunday 9th of February - Monday 17th of February

Day Seventy-three

Votes: 170

Sodom (Streetfighter Alpha): 81 (48%)
Blanka (Streetfighter 2, Streetfighter Alpha): 89 (52%)

Winner: Blanka

Win quote: “Seeing you in action is a joke”

Blanka’s Defining Moments:

• Being the character we all picked right away when we first saw SF2. Scientists have named this phenomenon “teh gren monstar effect”. Possibly.
• Stuffing Pineapples down his shorts in SFA3.
• Being an old acquaintance of Dan, despite having never left jungle since he was a baby. Um.
• Gaining a new fierceness in CvS2 as he roll-cancels and low fierces all but the most stubborn contenders.

Day Seventy-four

Votes: 221

Guile (Streetfighter 2): 40 (18%)
Terry Bogard (King of Fighters): 181 (82%)

Winner: Terry Bogard

Win quote: “If you don’t have fangs, don’t flap your gums!”

Terry’s Defining moments:

• Paving the way for Engrish to be the world’s most common language. Dake id eazy!
• Getting a complete makeover in MOTW, and coming out looking even MORE badass
• Raising Rock Howard, despite his awesome, awful heritage. What a guy.
• Exploding a parking garage in the Fatal Fury anime.
• AH YOU OHKAY?…

Day Seventy-five

Votes: 209

Geese Howard (King of Fighters, Fatal Fury): 127 (61%)
Rock Howard (Garou: Mark of the Wolves, Capcom vs. SNK 2): 82 (39%)

Winner: Geese Howard

Win quote: “Hmph! I’ll break anyone who blocks my way to world conquest!”

Geese’s Defining moments:

• Oh god.
• Being the coldest, cruelest motherfucker to ever hold a completely unconvincing martial arts tournament.
• Sharing a sauna with Billy Kane
• Falling to his death repeatedly from a very high building
• RAGING…. STORM!!!

Day Seventy-six

Votes: 212

Jedah (Vampire Savior): 94 (44%)
Dizzy (Guilty Gear X): 118 (56%)

Winner: Dizzy

Win quote:”I’ll fix dinner, so… Um… ah, I have to go buy ingredients!”

Dizzy’s Defining moments:

• Being a monster of a boss, almost a worthy successor to J*****e.
• The outfit .. and, oh god … three years old!
• Her mega super unstoppable beams and blasts
• She was apparently designed, SPECIFICALLY to appeal to hentai artists. Good job.
• Joining the carnival of lust and depravity that is undoubtedly life aboard the Mayship

Day Seventy-seven

Votes: 197

K’ (King of Fighters): 82 (42%)
Strider Hiryu (Marvel vs. Capcom): 115 (58%)

Winner: Strider Hiryu

Win quote: “Destruction is the cost of selfish ambition”

Strider’s Defining moments:

• Reducing the cold war to it’s most basic elements; - a blonde man in a purple lycra jumpsuit slashing at a hammer-and-sickle wielding mechanical dragon
• Having abusable techniques in Marvel vs. Capcom so overpowered that they earn their own nickname (Oh-you-bore-us)
• That *shphing* sound his sword makes
• Mechanical menagerie

Day Seventy-eight

Votes: 202

Ryu (Streetfighter 2): 136 (67%)
Ryo Sakazaki (Art of Fighting, King of Fighters): 66 (33%)

Winner: Ryu

Win quote: “You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance”

Ryu’s Defining moments:

• Hadoogits and Allyoucans. Hey, we were twelve at the time
• Blowing everyone away in the Super Streetfighter 2 intro
• Being the inspiration for, well, pretty much everyone on the planet
• The SHIN-SHORYUKEN. Never has so much metric ass been kicked per square metre

Day Seventy-nine

Votes: 218

Fei Long (Super Streetfighter 2): 58 (27%)
Kim Kap Hwan (Fatal Fury, King of Fighters): 160 (73%)

Winner: Kim Kap Hwan

Win quote: “Hey guys, how about it? Let’s do the Tae Kwan Do thang!”

Kim’s Defining moments:

• Being a shining example of truth, justice and dental hygiene
• Secretly lusting after Smart Chang and Cool Choi
• Probably being the driver of the infamous car that ran Jhun Hoon over
• Being whipped soundly in the Fatal Fury 2 OAV.

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