 |
Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round Two) |
Results: ROUND TWO
Week Eleven: Sunday 2nd of February - Saturday 8th of February
Day Sixty-Six
Votes: 224
Vanessa (King of Fighters): 141 (63%)
Angel (King of Fighters): 83 (37%)
Winner: Vanessa
Win quote: “I am woman. Hear me roar!”
Vanessa’s Defining Moments:
- Her spectacularly sexy, yet non-revealing outfit. It’s the tie, has to be
- The cute little hand-shaking pose at the end of her ‘Champion Puncher’ DM
- Yuri & Friends 2000.
- “Body, body, body, UPPER!”
- Her continual rejection of that awful Ramon person. Long may it continue.
Day Sixty-seven
Votes: 216
Zangief (Street Fighter 2): 91 (42%)
Shermie (King of Fighters): 125 (58%)
Winner: Shermie
Win quote: “Game over, pal! Don’t forget to save. Sweet Dreams!”
Shermie’s Defining moments:
- Pretty much every move she makes in KOF2002. Her Stand CD, her Fwd+B and her new counter throw in particular.
- Being the only non-obnoxious moron cellphone owner in history
- The dance! Both of them!
- Navigating by echolocation
- Shelumie!
Day Sixty-eight
Votes: 194
Heidern (King of Fighters): 74 (38%)
M. Bison (Street Fighter 2, Street Fighter Alpha): 120 (62%)
Winner: M. Bison
Win quote: “Get lost! You can’t compare with my power!”
M. Bison’s Defining moments:
- Going from a drug-smuggling runt in a gnome suit to a huge, terrifying body-snatching parasitic entity.
- “Entering” Rose at the end of SFA3. The lucky bastard.
- He was the inspiration behind what was undoubtedly Raul Julia’s finest hour. And by that I mean Gomez Addams.
- Taking onanism to a new level by creating twelve genetically altered sex slaves from his own DNA. The Red Indian one is our favourite.
- Trying to run Ryu over with a truck in the ‘Animated Movie’
- The PSYCHO DRIVE CRUSHER. Honestly, did anyone not pee themselves the first time they saw it?
Day Sixty-nine
Votes: 188
Haohmaru (Samurai Shodown): 133 (71%)
Ryu Hayabusa (Dead or Alive): 55 (29%)
Winner: Haohmaru
Win quote: “How weak you are! I might kill you as well as tofu with my sword!”
Haohmaru’s Defining moments:
- His K-Groove antics have been well-documented, so we’ll move right along.
- The hair. We just love the hair.
- Doing as much damage to the English language as he does to his foes.
Day Seventy
Votes: 159
Justice (Guilty Gear): 75 (47%)
Q (Street Fighter 3): 84 (53%)
Winner: Q
Win quote: “………………… (Bye.)”
Q’s Defining moments:
- Being the bane of women, children, animals and people who are sick and tired of “flasher” jokes
- Punching the shit of out someone with the Double Deadly Combination
- Being of an incredibly annoyingly paradoxical nature. “He’s a robot!” “He’s a man!” “So why does he ‘power down’ when he loses to a weak attack?” “How come I can hear him breathing?” etc.
- Danger!
- The head-stomping win pose. The closest thing to a fatality in a SF game?
- Landing an EX QCB+PP on someone
- Taunting three times, then kicking ass.
Day Seventy-one
Votes: 196
Alex (Street Fighter 3): 77 (39%)
Blue Mary (Fatal Fury, King of Fighters): 119 (61%)
Winner: Blue Mary
Win quote: “You’re not yourself. Don’t hold back for my sake.”
Blue Mary’s Defining moments:
- That hoola-hoop belt.
- Her very affectionate relationship with her dog Anton.
- Her winpose with Anton sprite layed out on a white background.
- She likes Terry. Awww.
Day Seventy-two
Votes: 206
Ibuki (Street Fighter 3): 118 (57%)
Guy (Street Fighter Alpha): 88 (43%)
Winner: Ibuki
Win quote: “Please don’t look. I have to change outfits and I’m out of bombs…”
Ibuki’s Defining moments:
- Her numerous win-pose outfits.
- Offers delightful in-game massages on your neck.
- IS NOT DATING GUY
- Beating Hugo with Ibuki and nearly escaping the gigaton press.
These results were brought to you by the letters F, A and P, and the number three.
