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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round Two) |
Results: ROUND TWO
Week Ten: Sunday 26th of January - Saturday 1st of February
Day Fifty-Eight
Votes: 203
Sakura (Streetfighter Alpha 2): 121 (60%)
Yuri (King of Fighters): 82 (40%)
Winner: Sakura
Win quote: “Do you have time for another beating before my next class?”
Sakura’s Defining Moments:
- Sakura (or meltingly cute [gay] nickname Saki-Chan) has always pandered to the fanboy’s pervert side : her greatest claim to fame will always be those lovely, fragrant red panties :O)))
- Seeing top-ranked Shoryuken.com player Prez whip out an A-Groove CVS2 Sakura and sho-sho-sho-ing his victim to death. That and he thrusts his hips back and forth when he does it (bang teh machinez!!1).
- Her rivalry with Karin that produced oh-so many doujins and forced us to enjoy Sakura getting boned by a dickgirl Karin or vice-versa. That’s what the internet is all about, actually.
- Obviously craving a steamy lesbian encounter with her best friend Kei (the one who runs away from everyone in MSHvSF)
Day Fifty-Nine
Votes: 173
Takuma Sakazaki (King of Fighters): 136 (79%)
Winner: Takuma
Win quote: “Here’s a salute to you… A big raspberry! Phhhhht!”
Takuma’s Defining moments:
- Saved King by deflecting that crazy-ass Death Star beam.
- Wose fwom his gwave in his KOF’99 ending
- He was revealed as the elusive Mr. Karate!
- Wore a fucking gay mask when he was Mr. Karate.
- No, seriously, what’s up with that Mr. Karate phase? >:|
Day Sixty
Votes: 190
Athena Asamiya (King of Fighters): 160 (84%)
Chihaya Kagami (Battle Raper): 30 (16%)
Winner: Athena
Win quote: “You stink of sweat!”
Athena’s Defining moments:
- Causing Jhun Hoon a near fatal (we wish) car accident by proxy.
- She keeps turning Kensou down. At least she’s got standards.
- Obviously craving a steamy lesbian encounter with her best friend Kaoru
- Eating a medley of semen from a stained, chipped plate
Day Sixty-One
Votes: 206
Kyo Kusanagi (King of Fighters): 129 (63%)
Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear): 77 (37%)
Winner: Kyo Kusanagi
Win quote:”Resistance is flammable!”
Kyo’s Defining moments:
- His eternal rivalry with Iori.
- Getting cloned and having his powers distributed to anyone with a NEO GEO LAND membership.
- He was pretty much SNK’s first real bishounen. Keke!
- KOOO-OOO-OOOOOO-Sanagi-san!
Day Sixty-Two
Votes: 201
Leona (King of Fighters): 127 (63%)
Lilith (Vampire Saviour): 74 (37%)
Winner: Leona
Win quote: “Had enough? Then beat it, fool!”
Leona’s Defining moments:
Day Sixty-Three
Votes: 180
Ayane (Dead or Alive Series): 132 (66%)
B.B. Hood (Darkstalkers): 68 (34%)
Winner: Ayane
Win quote: “I want more.”
Ayane’s Defining moments:
- Oo
- Er
- Oh
- My
Day Sixty-Four
Votes: 180
Krauser (Fatal Fury 2): 105 (58%)
Nightmare (SoulCalibur): 75 (42%)
Winner: Krauser
Win quote: “Joe, once again you’re being far too loud. Die quietly please or I shall have to ask you to leave!”
Krauser’s Defining moments:
- Being a monstrous, intimidating and fearsome villain in the Fatal Fury 2 OVA and being a gay wrestler look-alike in the game.
- Blitz ballz! LOL!!!!!
- His Real Bout Fatal Fury 2 ending
Day Sixty-Five
Votes: 184
Yashiro (King of Fighters): 96 (52%)
Jotaro (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure): 88 (48%)
Winner: Yashiro
Win quote:”How ’bout singing at my place. I’ll compensate you richly!”
Yashiro’s Defining moments:
- Fucked Shermie.
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