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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round One) |
Results: ROUND ONE
Week Eight: Wednesday 8th of January - Tuesday 14th January
Day Forty-Nine
Votes: 127
Honey (Fighting Vipers): 55 (43%)
Chihaya Kagami (Battle Raper): 72 (57%)
Winner: Chihaya Kagami
Punchinello : I’m still waiting for the Ben Cureton Battle Raper handguide.
Neil: Well, there you have it. More people like voting for joke characters than played Fighting Vipers. I only pray ILLUSIONSOFT don’t see this, it might … encourage them.
ObiJay: I’d just like them to smack my wang around with their tits. That is all.
Day Fifty
Votes: 173
Takuma Sakazaki (Art of Fighting): 104 (60%)
Mike Haggar (Final Fight Revenge, Capcom Fighting All-Stars): 69 (40%)
Winner: Takuma Sakazaki
Punchinello :
Neil: Haggar was reported to be a little saddened by his loss to Takuma, but apparently consoled himself with a chicken leg he found in a crate. Did I do it right, guys?
ObiJay: A man that can eat a turkey out of an oil drum is pretty badass, but pales in comparision to a karate master that can effectively take on the Death Star.
Day Fifty-One
Votes: 187
Rock Howard (Garou : Mark of the Wolves, Capcom VS SNK 2): 131 (70%)
Karin Kanzuki (Street Fighter Alpha 3): 56 (30%)
Winner: Rock Howard
Neil: Rock’s just got the bishy goodness we all secretly whack off over. Also, his dad is FUCKING GEESE HOWARD, he was brought up by FUCKING TERRY BOGARD and his favourite chat show host is FUCKING RICKI LAKE (probably.)
Punchinello : According to Rock’s Bio list, his “most unpleasant” thing, is women.
Day Fifty-Two
Votes: 137
Duck King (Fatal Fury): 111 (81%)
Rasputin (World Heroes): 26 (19%)
Winner : Duck King
Punchinello : Duck King is a prominent DJ and talented fighter, but his true ability lies within the lyrical stylings of rap.
ObiJay: YO! EVRAYBODEE! TELLY! EVRAYBODY!! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!!!!
Neil: All I can say is god bless those twenty-six souls who voted for the gay rapist monk with the giant glowing hands. Now I’ll just be forwarding some IP addresses to their ISPs …
Day Fifty-Three
Votes: 166
King (Art of Fighting, King of Fighters): 90 (54%)
Cammy (Super Street Fighter 2): 76 (46%)
Winner: King
Neil: Another close fight with another two truly amazing and genre-influencing characters getting down and dirty. In the end, I think King deserved it, if only for the fact she has to put up with those Sakazaki morons day in, day out.
ObiJay: Ye Gods Holden is going to go ballistic. Even with gratuitious ass shots, Miss White couldn’t compare to the classy looks of King.
Day Fifty-Four
Votes: 174
Juli and Juni (Street Fighter Alpha 3): 64 (37%)
Kula Diamond (King of Fighters): 110 (63%)
Winner: Kula Diamond
Punchinello : Oh boy, there’s gonna be some bitching between the otakus on the board tonight!
Neil: I’m surprised at this result. Usually the ones I vote for win. I guess Kula, despite being a little less than original is still more than a match, personality-wise for two confused chicks who talk like broken Speak ‘n’ Spells.
ObiJay: …holy fuck I did not see this coming :S
Day Forty-Eight
Votes: 193
Blue Mary (Fatal Fury 3, King of Fighters): 168 (87%)
Rainbow Mika (Street Fighter Alpha 3): 25 (13%)
Winner: Blue Mary
Punchinello : Some of Terry’s superstar power rubs off on Mary… from all the friction and whatnot :o
ObiJay:Poor Mika, it was not meant to be. Don’t get me wrong, I love Mary, look and play wise, but still, the tournament is a much sadder place without the shouts of “LAAAAAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!”
Stay tuned as we near the conclusion of the first bracket! Next week : we reveal the DOA gals’ favorite desserts!
