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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round One) |
Results: ROUND ONE
Week Five: Sunday 8th of December - Saturday 14th December
Votes: 137
Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat): 45 (33%)
Kyo Kusanagi (King of Fighters): 92 (67%)
Winner: KYO
ObiJay: Kyo Shotonagi comes out on top. I’m not too fond of his current direction, but I do dig the new look. I think MK Characters are just destined for ass beatings :/
Neil: A fairly obvious result. Subby may have been cool back in his day, but Kyo is just touched by that SNK magic, and has hardly put a foot wrong since 1994
Punchinello : I think its the fact that Subs has actually aged. The targeted demographic of adolescents ages 18 through 21 can’t identify with him now that he’s old. But Clarice in Marketing says that Kyo is still appealing to them, and will allow for great merchandising opportunities like Kyo™ Power Flame Gloves and Kyo™ Bishounen Face Masks.
Votes: 137
Tizok (Garou: Mark of the Wolves): 44 (32%)
Zangief (Street Fighter 2): 93 (68%)
Winner: ZANGIEF
ObiJay: He wrestles bears, an oversized chicken didn’t stand a chance. Also
Neil: Did anyone doubt it? Gief takes no nonsense from anyone, least of all some guy with a beak. Old school recognition, repect for a classic character design and fear of the people who use him all played a part - the Russian Wrestler just couldn’t lose
Punchinello : I really like Tizok. He has that Mexican wrestler feel, I like that. And you know, look at Zangief : try and tell me steroids have nothing to do with that!
Votes: 164
Ibuki (Street Fighter 3): 87 (53%)
Kasumi (Dead or Alive): 77 (47%)
Winner: IBUKI
ObiJay: Substance over tits, from the HerVerTs? Jesus fuck break out the defibrillator for me. I like this result, Ibuki has this undeniable charm and cuteness factor that can’t be beat.
Neil: Gah. Despite my obvious Kasumi fetish, I will admit the best character won this one. Not the hottest… just the best. Wait until The Volleyball Game comes out, then you’ll see!
Punchinello : I never told you guys this… but I’m actually the stunt guy who had to use blowdryers to get that pervert leaf in DOA3 to land where it did.
Votes: 150
Leona (King of Fighters): 77 (51%)
Morrigan (DarkStalkers 3): 73 (49%)
Winner : LEONA
ObiJay: Close CLOSE match, but the hottest assasin this side of Elektra squeaks by the succubus. Mmm, Elektra and Leona 
Neil: I think this was the closest match so far! Both classic characters from Capcom and SNK, both extremely hot and both extremely powerful … blue hair versus green hair. Truly a match well fought, good going girls. Now, go get showered and dressed up and we’ll go out to celebrate.
Punchinello : Morrigan, what a minx! She can be my succubus any day.
Votes: 157
May Lee (King of Fighters 2001): 67 (43%)
Lilith (Darkstalkers 3): 90 (57%)
Winner: LILITH
ObiJay: ;_; goes into the corner to weep
Neil: Another close one, but obviously the underage, weird hair colour fetish brigade had the most members. Also don’t rule out the possibility of disgruntled King fans/Eolith-haters voting out of spite.
Punchinello : Tug it like a champ.
Votes: 149
Rugal (King of Fighters): 124 (83%)
Raiden (Mortal Kombat): 25 (17%)
Winner: RUGAL
Neil: Now, come on, seriously. Is this the remotest of surprises to anybody? Even if we hadn’t used the Christopher Lambert picture Rugal would have still wiped the floor with lampshade head there.
ObiJay: Well, I do like Raiden’s hat, but even I couldn’t vote for the bastard. I mean come on, this is RUGAL. King of the SNK Boss syndrome.
Punchinello : That Rugal is one rude motherfucker. And that’s why he deserved this win. Genocide Cuttah that shit down!
Votes: 123
Fernandez (Waku Waku 7): 54 (44%)
Sodom (Streetfighter Alpha): 69 (56%)
Winner: SODOM
Neil: For a while there, it looked like Fernandez was going to take it, but alas it was not to be. Chalk up a win for the biggest wannabe Japanese dork outside of anipike.com
ObiJay: heheheh, ball
Come back soon, y’hear? (ie next week)
