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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round One) |
Results: ROUND ONE
Week Three: Sunday 24th November - Saturday 31st November
DAY FIFTEEN
Votes: 125
Rose (Streetfighter Alpha): 35 (28%)
Vice (King of Fighters): 90 (72%)
Winner: Vice
Neil: Rose has the cleavage, but in the end it was an easy win for the deadly, sexy secretary of doom.
Punchinello : When I first saw Vice, I was incredibly surprised by her design. I had never seen a character like that, she was just so different, her moaning, her psychosis, the whole persona. First impressions leave a mark.
DAY SIXTEEN
Votes: 149
Yamazaki (King of Fighters): 104 (70%)
Vega (Streetfighter 2): 45 (30%)
Winner: Yamazaki
Neil: Vega’s old school, fruity and has a large claw, but you can’t beat the near-frothing at the mouth brilliance of Ryuji Yamazaki.
Punchinello : I kind of wanted Vega to win this one. “How sweet and pretty a nice bloody victory will be…” Guess its not to be.
DAY SEVENTEEN
Votes: 124
Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat): 56 (43%)
Nightmare (Soul Calibur): 68 (57%)
Winner: Nightmare
Neil: This is outrageous - I demand a recount… or, at the very least, a new set of participating voters with poorer taste.
Punchinello : Need I remind you guys that Shao Kahn was the announcer in Mortal Kombat? “I WIN!” and so forth. Makes me ashamed to share the same intarweb as these creeps.
Neil: He could kick the living shit out of the SFA3 announcer, too.
DAY EIGHTEEN
Votes: 131
Iori Yagami (King of Fighters): 88 (67%)
Ivy (Soul Calibur): 43 (33%)
Winner : Iori
Neil: Iori broke our collective souls, and we love him for it. Ivy may have spooge-camouflage hair and a dominatrix penknife for a weapon, but she just couldn’t match Iori’s raging bishounen cool.
Punchinello : Just think of Iori’s theme, Arashi no Saxophone 2. I remember Neil described it as “hip thrusting”-ly catchy once, what a gay.
DAY NINETEEN
Votes: 129
Dan Hibiki (Streetfighter Alpha): 103 (80%)
Faust (Guilty Gear X): 26 (20%)
Winner: Dan Hibiki
Neil: Dan breaks the sacred holy traditions of Saikyo-Ryu and actually wins something for once. I’m sure he’ll do a super taunt in the next round, though
Punchinello : 
DAY TWENTY
Votes: 122
M. Bison (Streetfighter 2): 81 (66%)
Krizalid (King of Fighters): 31 (34%)
Winner: M. Bison
Neil: Good old Bison. He may have decidedly strange dress sense, and a chin that definitely looks like an ass, but he sure knows how to blow shit up
Punchinello : Remember the end of the SF2 animated movie? That fucker was about to run over Ryu with a truck! WHOA! SHORYUKEN OUT OF THERE RYU!
DAY TWENTY-ONE
Votes: 127
Paul Phoenix (Tekken): 23 (17%)
Ken Masters (Streetfighter 2): 106 (83%)
Winner: Ken Masters
Punchinello : If you voted for Paul, I hear Holden is offering to remove your license from the Human Existance Club by means of a gattling gun.
Neil: Paul does deserve recognition for being one of the few fighting game characters who went home before the tournament he was participating in actually ended.
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