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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round One) |
Results: ROUND ONE
Week Two: Sunday 17th November - Saturday 23rd November
DAY EIGHT
Votes: 102
Zero (King of Fighters 2000): 33 (32%)
Justice (Guilty Gear): 69 (68%)
Winner: Justice
Neil: A convincing victory for the screaming, large-cocked rebel Gear, who made me hate a videogame company more than I ever have done in my life for a short period of time. I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Zero though, he had such grand plans, and such a nice laser cannon too.
ObiJay: No contest here for the master of the worst beam super ever. You’d think that Justice’s lil RoboWang actually had the Zero cannon in it as it filled the screen and did about 20% tick damage. Zero aspired for much, but in the end, as all clones do, fell short.
Punchinello : From what I hear, Justice has the equivalent of a 20 megaton beam hadouken. Vote –> Zero. He kind of looks like Burt Reynolds, too.
Neil: Punch this poll ended six days ago. And this Burt Reynolds fetish has to end.
DAY NINE
Votes: 159
Nina Williams (Tekken): 57 (36%)
Ayane (Dead or Alive): 102 (64%)
Winner: Ayane
Neil: Well it’s good to see that assassin chicks get more votes than moustached cape-loving villains. Despite Nina’s multiple game appearances and scene in the Tekken 2 intro, comparitive newcomer Ayane took it easily. It must have been down to her spunky, pixie-like charm, her deadly skills and her large penis.
Punchinello : Never underestimate under-aged schoolgirls with a penchant for violence, they’ll storm these first votes, and plow all the way to the finals. The panties are strong with this one.
Neil: I particularly like the way her default DOA3 costume is now this tight black leather getup, with the purple fairy look relegated to the second choice.
ObiJay: It really just goes to show that Team Ninja, for better or worse, know what the fanboys want. She kicks high or something. Of course, now there will be a rash of random leg and arm breakings the world over as Nina vents her frustration.
DAY TEN
Votes: 154
Guile (Streetfighter 2): 84 (54%)
Clark (King of Fighters): 70 (46%)
Winner: Guile
Neil: This was a close one, certainly the most hotly-discussed round so far. In the end, Guile just edged out in front, possibly a sign of the respect from the old-school guard he’s getting, but more likely because of the endless grappling with Charlie he seems to do.
Punchinello : CRAPCOM! LOL! I never heard that one before! Now shut up and kneel before Zod, aka Guile. >:|
ObiJay: This one was a lot closer than I thought it’d be, but that was until I read the discussion on the forum about it. Kinda funny how a choice between two rough and tumble soldiers garners more discussion than scantily clad females on our forums.
DAY ELEVEN
Votes: 129
Charlie (Streetfighter Alpha): 42 (33%)
Ralf (King of Fighters): 87 (67%)
Winner : Ralf
Neil: Unlike Clark and Guile, this was somewhat of a walkover. Personally I think Ralf’s abundance of personality versus Charlie’s noticable absence was the clincher.
Punchinello : I once had the chance to see Charlie perform in an all-male dance-troup, one lonely Paris night at the Cabaret Les Mans. He wiggled to and fro, had the most adorable way of wiping those glasses after every dance routine. I needed to get his autograph so I went to his dressing room after the show, but two rugged frenchmen got there before I did and locked the door. I applied my ear, but all I heard was one of those sailors grunting “lets barrel” or something. I left Paris that very night, my heart unmended…
Neil: …..
ObiJay: I had something funny to say. Then I saw the above. He broke mah souru, woh woh tonight. Pass that bottle this way Ralf
DAY TWELVE
Votes: 119
Kano (Mortal Kombat): 27 (23%)
Billy Kane (Fatal Fury): 92 (77%)
Winner: Billy Kane
Neil: I think the Mortal Kombat characters are at an automatic disadvantage, wherever they may appear, another walkover victory for an SNK villain.
Punchinello : Shortly after running this vote, the government of Australia contacted us about Kano’s whereabouts. We told them we didn’t know, but I’ve heard persistent rumours that he moved to New Zealand to raise sheep with the guy who played the role credited as Monk Extra # 4 in the MK movie.
redranger : Strewth!
ObiJay: Crikey, no contest here. Everyone seems to love the anti smoking Geese underling. He basically shoved that staff into Kano’s glowing eye.
DAY THIRTEEN
Votes: 121
E. Honda (Streetfighter 2): 55 (45%)
Goro Daimon (King of Fighters): 66 (55%)
Winner: Goro Daimon
Neil: A close match, Goro just taking it maybe because he’s more muscle than fat, or maybe because people thought they were voting for the four-armed guy from Mortal Kombat
Punchinello : This was a tough call. Honda might be the butt (!) of all jokes to some, but he’s a badass in his own right. I think Goro won because he’s just more fleshed out (!!) than Honda. Either way, this vote reflects your chubby fantasies, so better hide those plumper pics!
ObiJay: I was really expecting a Goro blowout here. I couldn’t remotely fathom the master of sumo having this many fans. Still, SNK’s answer to Segata Sanshiro came out on top. Also Capcom? Red panties only work on schoolgirls.
DAY FOURTEEN
Votes: 127
Athena Asamiya (King of Fighters): 88 (69%)
Seung Mina (Soul Edge): 39 (21%)
Winner: Athena Asamiya
Punchinello : hronk
Neil: It was bound to happen. Even without SNK, hentai artists have made Athena legenday. Still, I’d go for SEUNG MINA AND FRIENDS any day of the week. Literally.
ObiJay: Alas Seung Mina lost, but I know her soul still burns. I think this loss wouldn’t have been as bad if there was just a bit more Mina hentai out there. I know I’d be a happy camper with more Mina hentai. Still, Athena and her Special Sauce reign again
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