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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round One) |
Results: ROUND ONE
Here’s where we’ll be keeping the results for the time being. As this thing grows and develops we’ll probably change it, but for the meantime here’s the scores for the first week’s voting.
On a side note we’d just like to say thank you to everyone who is participating, both in the polls themselves, and in the accompanying discussion. I’d also like to ask that more people out there vote, just so we look better and everything.
Week One: Sunday 10th November - Saturday 16th November
Votes: -NA-
Lei-Fang: -NA-
Chun-Li: -NA-
Winner: NA. Poll to be re-run at a later date
Punchinello : Well, this first vote ran into a brick wall on the account that we didn’t realize just how many faggots would actually sit there and continuously pump votes into their favorite character, since we had an unlimited vote limit. I tried to see how fast I could input votes myself, and I got a little setup that involved pressing the down arrow three times on my keyboard, and two clicks of a mouse. I was able to rack up 30 or so votes in next to no time. So all of you Lei-Fang fags are going to cry your eyes out when we run this vote again - and then we’ll see who wins what! [/chun-li fanboy]
Chun-Li : Xie-xie!
Punchinello: No problem, thunder-thighs.
Neil: I get the impression that Punch contributed more to the problem than the solution. And besides, who says Lei-Fang won’t win in a fair fight? After all, four million volleyball enthusiasts can’t all be wrong.
Votes: 145
Ignis: 61 (42%)
Gill: 84 (58%)
Winner: Gill
Punchinello : That’s a lot closer than I would’ve predicted, I didn’t think Ignis was that liked, but I also remember that most people try to suppress their latent homosexuality by not voting for Gill, you know, because of the thong.
Neil: *mesmerised by the glowing bulge*
Votes: 138
Shingo: 56 (40%)
Sakura: 82 (60%)
Winner: Sakura
Punchinello : I propose a recount! How could anyone vote Sakura over Shingo! He sings, he jigs, he’s Kyo’s best buddy!
Sakura : *s.roundhouse*
Punchinello : Ke… Ke?
Neil: You know, I suspect people were voting on account of Sakura’s sex appeal rather than their appreciation of her character!
Votes: 139
Heidern: 75 (53%)
Rolento: 64 (47%)
Winner: Heidern
Neil: Heidern just kicks ass. It’s surprising how popular the SNK characters have been so far in this poll - the usual impression I get from the fanbases is that Capcom fans vastly outnumber the SNK ones. Maybe they’ve just played Final Fight Revenge.
DAY FIVE
Votes: 113
Sol: 68 (60%)
Hayato: 45 (40%)
Winner: Sol
Neil: Well this was a nailbiting round, this was. Which one is from Killer Instinct again?
DAY SIX
Votes: 103
Marshall Law: 33 (32%)
Fei Long: 70 (68%)
Winner: Fei Long
Punchinello : It is like a fingahhhhh… pointing to thaahhh moooon. Do not concentrate on the fingahhh (slaps a kid), or you will miss all the heaaaavenly glory above…..
Fei Long : Who said that?
Punchinello : Bruce Lee.
Marshall Law : Who’s he?
Neil: This jig’s not going to Hawaii!
Votes: 116
Heihachi Mishima: 10 (8%)
Geese Howard: 106 (92%)
Winner: Geese Howard
Punchinello : No contest. You can’t compete with Geese! In the first Fatal Fury flick, Geese has Terry’s broad shot in the back. And what does he say about it? “You want the bitch? You can have her!”. The guy’s harsh, like Burt Reynolds and shit.
Neil: Hilarious. Poor, poor Heihachi.
More next week. Providing Punch has done his homework. :-*
