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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round One) |
Results: Round One
Well there we have it, the first round is over and done with. Who would have thought it, eh? Er… this page is intended to provide a quick reference to all the matches, to show who won and who … semi-won, and to just refresh your minds in preparation for Round … sorry, LOUND TWO.

Remember the weekly results sheets and accompanying commentary can still be accessed directly, should you have missed them, or if you just feel like reliving that strange feeling you felt when you first laid eyes on Hot Dog Dan.
Akira Yuki - Protagonist of the Virtua Fighter series. Often draws comparisons to Ryu right down to his non-existant personality
Akuma - AKOOMA CUD BEET UP ANY SNGAY CHARACTER ALIVE
Alex - Bad ass grappler from SF3. Has a heavy Brooklyn accent
Andy Bogard - Sole man in Mai Shiranui’s life. Also known as the luckiest guy alive
Angel - Delicious and demented KOF character, courtesy of our friends at Eolith
Athena Asamiya - HerV’s very own bukakke-loving psychic J-pop idol
Ayane - Kasumi’s saucy assassin sister
B.B Hood - Litte Red Riding Hood with heavy ordanance.
Baiken - Big tits, one arm, and a penchant for long swords
Benimaru Nikaido - Wiry, self-adoring shootfighter with electrical powers. Gay.
Billy Kane - The greatest Englishman since Winston Churchill
Blanka - CROUCHING FIERCE
Blue Mary - Hot undercover chick that gives Terry Bogard’s ‘Power Geyser’ a whole new meaning
Cammy - Sexy assasin chick with pigtails. Bison clone? Eww
Charlie - Superbly coiffeured soldier and Guile’s bestest buddy. Died more times than this site
Chihaya Kagami - Honey rip-off from that all-time combat classic Battle Raper
Chun Li - The original authoritative queen of fighting games. Ooh Matron!
Clark - Icily cool grappler from the KOF series
Cody - Thanks to Alpha 3, he’s now forever remembered for picking his nose before a fight
Dan Hibiki - The SUPREME fighting jobber. He’s probably gonna win
Dizzy - You hate her because she’s cheap and overpowered; you love her because she’s young, and SO DAMNED CUTE. Has a tail
Duck King - He of the imbecilic stance, pet bird and outrageously awesome theme song
Dudley - We put the kettle on before we made this list, but it didn’t even last until tea time!
E. Honda - Capcom must have forgotten that red panty flashes belong on schoolgirls
Eagle - More gay innuendo then the entire city of San Francisco
Eddy Gordo - Captain Button Mash himself
Elena - Leggy Capoeira fighter from Africa. Very r0wr
Faust - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry
Fei Long - It is long rumoured that Bruce Lee based his fighting style on Fei Long’s
Fernandez - Big … ball from Waku Waku 7
Fulgore - A love machine built to rival the Venus2000
Seung Mina - Korean spear fighter and ultra cute to boot
Geese Howard - the fucking BOSS of bosses
Gill - HAHAHAHA HE’S BLUE AND RED AND WEARS A SPEEDO…and then hits you with Seraphic wing and you never make a joke again
Goro Daimon - Judo master and mentor like role for Team Japan. Also has his very own Mini-Me
Guile - Let’s Barrel!
Guy - Stoic ninja hero from Final Fight and the SFA series.
Haohmaru - Everyone’s favorite Saki guzzling samurai. For comedy gold, play an R4 Haohmaru against an R1 anyone in CvsS2
Hattori Hanzo - Samurai Shodown’s number one ninja
Heidern - Everyone’s favourite nazi hero
Heihachi Mishima - Try and forget his Tekken 4 appearance, and remember the good old neck-breaking, pile-driving, Kazuya-hating spiky hair days
Hitomi - Super cute German fighting girl from Dead or Alive 3. Dangerously young
Honey - Fashion model with exploding plastic dress from Fighting Vipers
Hugo - The physics of his sexual caprices with Poison are mind-boggling
Ibuki - Super Ultra Cute Ninja chick
Igniz - Impossibly powerful CEO of NESTS. Sort of like Bill Gates, but with infinites
Iori Yagami - Kyo’s eternal rival. Orochi blood screams in his veins. He has issues
Ivy - Dominatrix with a whip sword
Jedah - Megalomaniacal boss of Darkstalkers three. His wings turn into a scythe, and he fights in the creepiest stage ever
Jin Kazama - Tekken’s new bad boy. His new Tekken 4 outfit rises him to new levels of awesomeness
Jin Saotome - Demented BLODIA pilot with exploding clothes
Joe Higashi - To quote him from the Fatal Fury movie : “If I read too many words in a row I get sleepy!”
Jotaro Kujo - Hero of the third Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series, one of the best characters in the games
Juli/Juni - They form two thirds of the ‘Shadowloo dolls threesome’ fantasy
Yun/Yang - This brotherly duo never betray their cool exteriors
Justice - Last boss of Guilty Gear. Rewrote the book on being an overpowered nightmare, then exploded said book and peed on its ashes
K’ - New hero of KOF99 and KOF2000. K’ turns you gay
Karin Kanzuki - Sakura’s rival, likes to wear undies on the outside of her shorts :S
Kano - Heart-ripping gentleman with a wicked headbutt. Not Australian in the slightest
Kasumi - The Dead or Alive series’ premiere insanely proportioned 17-year old runaway shinobi
Ken Masters - Ryu’s number one rival. Also Sean’s sensei. Married and named his son…Mel
Tizok - Known as The Griffon to American audiences, this wrestler has serious potential to rival even Zangief for top spot
Kim Kap Hwan - A Real Korean Hero, Kim Kap Hwan is there!
King - The Hottest She-Male ever
Kintaro - Four-armed tiger-striped monstrosity. Makes Goro look like the Andrex puppy
Krauser - Collosal German fighting engine, has problems with his ‘R’s
Krizalid - Data-sampling NESTS stooge with kinky taste in ‘restrictive’ clothing. Has bad luck with ceilings.
Kula Diamond - Cloning, leather and ice, oh my!
Kyo Kusanagi - Hero of the KoF series. Fights with the Kusanagi Flames. Has also been cloned, and people have been infused with said flame. I’m waiting for my Kusanagi flames to arrive in the mail
Lei Fang - Cute chinese fighter from Dead or Alive. She kicks high :B
Leona - Blue-haired sex goddess and part-time wild beast
Lilith - Lithe underaged vampire lesbian with purple hair. Unnnnnnnnf
Liu Kang - The hero of the early Mortal Kombat games. Shouts WATAAAA! a lot
M. Bison - Head of Shadowloo and secretly wants to be a girl
Mai Shiranui - Owner of the most molested breasts in the history of hentai. Fatal Fury sex icon
Maki - Capcom’s answer to Mai Shiranui…kinda
Maxi - Nunchuk wielding Elvis impersonator
Hayato - Star Gladiator/Plasma Sword’s brooding hero, and the only other character besides June that isn’t ass
Marshall Law - Bruce Lee, more or less, but with a bad mustache and a resturaunt
Batsu - Attending Justice High, he’s regurlarly seen dunking Nagare’s head in the toilet bowl
May Lee - KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_^
Mike Haggar - Final Fight demi-god. Collects hats he finds in thrash cans
Morrigan - DarkStalkers’ lead character and full-time succubus. One of Capcom’s more valiant contributions to Hentai
Nakoruru - Adorable lil priestess that rides around on an eagle or a wolf
Nightmare - A possessed knight carrying around an evil demonic sword
Nina Williams - Sexy asassin from the Tekken series. Obsessed with getting her sister naked in public
Orchid - Vast-chested kung-fu eye candy from Killer Instinct. Proud wearer of the most famous zip in history.
Orochi - The most effeminate demon god ever
Paul Phoenix - Looks like Bart Simpson grown up. Harley ridin Karate bad ass
Q - masked mystery man/machine. Feared by small children and animals
Rainbow Mika - Superstar of the ring. Great outfit. Pigtails
Raiden - God of thunder, guardian of the Earth Realm, Christopher … Lambert?
Ralf - Can survive anything. Even nukes
Rose - A high-class Italian psychic. Paid by the hour
Rock Howard - Son of Geese, raised by Terry Bogard. Psychological problems up the yin yang
Rolento - Spinning pipes and grenades are this man’s forte
Rugal - Simply one of the most badass fictional characters ever created. Comes in three flavours - ’standard’, ‘Omega’ and ‘God’
Ryo Sakazaki - One half of the inspiration for Dan Hibiki. Kyokugen master
Ryu - What can we say? Well nothing really, we’re still waiting for Capcom to provide him with some sort of judgable personality
Ryu Hayabusa - A perfect 10 in the man-muffins scale. Ninja Gaiden hero turned to DOA jobber
Sagat - Emperor of Muay Thai. Undisputable badass. Low fierce
Sakura Kasugano - Ryu’s number one fan and super KAWAII schoolgirl. U R my buttarfly Sakura! ^_^;;
Sarah Bryant - Virtua Fighter chick. Umm, yeah, she kicks ass and stuff
Scorpion - This awesome, spear-slicing undead spectral ninja made it to the semi-finals of the GameFAQs character battle. How will he do here?
Rasputin - World Heroes veteran and gayest video game character ever
Shang Tsung - Mighty morphing old man/fashion model/death metal groupie
Shao Kahn - A truly enormous man
Shermie - Busty grappler and Orochi Heavenly…king, queen? She does the cutest dance when you win ^_^
Shingo Yabuki - Kyo’s student, and future Kareoke diva
Sodom - Will the internet identify with a deranged desperate wannabe Japanese guy? I wonder…
Sol Badguy - Creater of the Gears, stuck a piece of aluminum siding in a Zippo lighter and called it a sword
Sonya Blade - Who doesn’t love a fire-breathing special forces chick in green spandex?
Strider Hiryu - Who else could wear a bright red scarf and still look awesome?
Sub-Zero - A whole family of icy ninja in one character!
Poison - Subject to countless debates over her true gender. Is into kinky sex with handcuffs. Pink hair
Takuma Sakazaki - Mr Karate himself. Trained Ryo, Robert, and Yuri, and probably Butt too
Terry Bogard - One of the most respected, recognized and powerful characters in the history of fighters
Tiffany Lords - HerV’s very own poster child for confusion, anger and boxing-glove jokes
Tina Armstrong - Redneck wrasslin’ chick. Tassles
Vanessa - Redhead boxing secret-agent GODDESS
Vega - Narcissistic spanish ninja. Wears a mask and a claw
Vice - One of Rugal’s ex-secretaries. Scary. Hot
Yamazaki - Sadomasochistic anti-hero of Fatal Fury/KOF infamy
Yashiro Nakanase - Another heavenly king. Doesn’t like Iori
Yoshimitsu - Cool cyborg/insect/weird ninja with a Robin Hood complex
Yuri Sakazaki - Poor Yuri. Considered a shotoclone fighter and prone to dickchick abuse
Zangief - He rassles grizzly bears :B
Zero - He’ll beat you like a drum
