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Higher Voltage Character Battle: Fagmort of the Millennium (Results, Round One) |
Results: ROUND ONE
Week Nine: Wednesday 15th of January - Tuesday 22nd of January
Nine days of results instead of seven - as we’re redoing the Lei-Fang vs. Chun Li match that went so horribly wrong, on day one.
Day Forty-nine
Votes: 173
K’ (King of Fighters): 89 (51%)
Jin Saotome (Cyberbots, Marvel vs Capcom): 84 (49%)
Winner: K’
ObiJay: Exploding clothes and a giant robot just weren’t quite enough to overtake the Kurt Cobain of the fighting world. Surprisingly close though, since for every K’ hater I tend to find two fans. His win was probably compounded by this classic poem.
“If I were gay I would do K’ ”
-William “too goddamn many to mention” Laidley
Punchinello : K DASH! he is like a TOTAL MAN-MUFFIN! Gawd!
Day Fifty
Votes: 181
Kim Kap Hwan (Fatal Fury, King of Fighters): 121 (67%)
Yun and Yang (Streetfighter 3): 60 (33%)
Winner: Kim Kap Hwan
ObiJay: Big win for my favorite fighting game character ever. KIM KAPHWAN! A REAL KOREAN HERO! KIM KAPHWAN IS THERE!
God he’s probably gonna be slaughtered come round 2 :/
Neil: I find this result most unlikely.
Punchinello : You all remember Yang’s ending in SF3:3S where he hooks up with that underage homely chick right? Man, he just can’t get a break.
Day Fifty-one
Votes: 205
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury, King of Fighters, Porn): 165 (80%)
Maki (Capcom vs. SNK 2): 40 (20%)
Winner: Mai Shiranui
ObiJay: Overuse or no, Mai’s still got the stuff. Factor in hentai, the Fatal Fury OAV/Movie, and a character that’s fun to play in the games, and you got a winner. Maki had…Final Fight 2. Jesus christ that game was horrible. Still, hot ninja chicks are hot ninja chicks, so victoly for all.
Neil: Inevitable. Maki’s just a blonde Mai with a bigger mouth (oh MY!) anyway…
Punchinello : M-A-K-I! She’s LOUD! Obnoxious! She flies all over the screen and yells obcenities! And best of all, she says something like “conhõ” every time she does her qcf+p, and to those who don’t understand a little spanish, thats like calling somebody a fucker.
Day Fifty-two
Votes: 156
Dizzy (Guilty Gear X): 83 (53%)
Nakoruru (Samurai Shodown, Capcom vs. SNK): 73 (47%)
Winner : Dizzy
ObiJay: dizzyend.jpg
Neil: Likewise.
Punchinello : youz guyz
Day Fifty-three
Votes: 170
Dudley (Streetfighter 3): 122 (72%)
Maxi (Soul Calibur): 48 (28%)
Winner: Dudley
ObiJay: The consummate gentleman has used his fisticuffs skills to topple down the world’s first Elvis impersonator, who existed centuries before Elvis.
Neil: An easy win for a fellow countryman. Did I ever mention how realistic Dudley’s SF3 backgrounds are?
Punchinello : Pub Grub?
Day Fifty-four
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Votes: 154
Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat): 89 (58%)
Eagle (Capcom vs. SNK 2): 65 (42%)
Winner: Shang Tsung
ObiJay: Score one for Team MK. Hell, I think this is the ONLY one for Team MK :S
Punchinello : “Your soul is MINE!”
“Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Deadliest of enemies.”
“It has begun!”
A great thanks to Cary Tagawa for being the greatest man who ever lived.
Day Fifty-five
Votes: 120
Benimaru Nikaido (King of Fighters): 76 (63%)
Sarah Bryant (Virtua Fighter): 44 (37%)
Winner: Benimaru Nikaido
Neil: I’m surprised that as many people voted Sarah as they did - VF is hardly a bastion of lovable characters. Maybe it was the thought of voting for the lisping flower that drove many people into Sarah’s (somewhat blocky) arms.
Punchinello : PPK PPK PPK PPK PPK PPK PPK
ObiJay: It’s the hair. Chicks dig there hair. And since there are five chicks top that come here, you fagmorts do too.
Day Fifty-six
Votes: 211
Sagat (Streetfighter 2, Streetfighter Alpha): 106 (50.2%)
Joe Higashi (Fatal Fury, King of Fighters): 105 (49.8%)
Winner: Sagat
ObiJay: GodDAMN! Closest fucking vote we’ve had. Sagat barely eeked out a win on this one. Looks like the crouching fierce stops the mooning asshro.
Punchinello : Robing Joe of his victory, damn you Sagat fans! This is what you DIDN’T vote for :
Terry : You can’t buy love Joe.
Joe Higashi : Yeah, but you’d be surprised how easy it is to rent sometimes.
:x
Day Fifty-seven
Votes: 236
Lei Fang (Dead or Alive): 55 (23%)
Chun Li (Streetfighter 2): 181 (77%)
Winner: Chun-Li
ObiJay: Chunnerz blow out. I feel a bit torn about this one though. Yeah the initial vote was laden with cheating faggotry and a possibly a bot or two, but what can you do? Chun Li wins this one clean. Lei fang will be consoled by Hitomi feeding her peaches.
Punchinello : I wish Chun-Li would give me private fighting lessons.
Neil: Chun Li got more votes than most of the previous match-ups combined. Could this be a sign?
FOTM is recorded in from of a live studio audience
