The ORIGINAL list

Here is the original list of characters and descriptions that we compiled for this Character Battle back in October 2002. There are 194 of them in total. See if you can spot which ones didn’t make it! Alternatively, don’t bother.

1. Adon - Muay Thai fighter with a worse coif then Benimaru
2. Akuma - AKOOMA CUD BEET UP ANY SNGAY CHARACTER ALIVE
3. Alex - Bad ass grappler from SF3. Has a heavy Brooklyn accent
4. Andy Bogard - Sole man in Mai Shiranui’s life. Also known as the luckiest man alive.
5. Angel - Delicious and demented KOF character, courtesy of our friends at Eolith
6. Athena Asimaya - HerV?’s very own bukakke-loving psychic J-pop idol
7. Ayane - Kasumi’s saucy assassin sister
8. B.B Hood - Litte Red Riding Hood with heavy ordanance
9. Baiken - Big tits, one arm, and a penchant for long swords.
10. Balrog - Brutish, boxing Capcom Tyson parody. HE AM CHAMP
11. Bao - Everybody’s favourite SNK All-Star. Likes CPR
12. Benimaru Nikaido - Wiry, self-adoring shootfighter with electrical powers. Gay.
13. Billy Kane - Greatest Englishman since Winston Churchill
14. Blanka - CROUCHING FIERCE OLOL
15. Blue Mary - Hot undercover chick that gives Terry Bogard new meaning to ‘Power Geyser’
16. Cammy - Sexy assasin chick with pigtails. Leader of the ‘Shadowloo dolls threesome’ fantasy. Bison clone? Eww
17. Charlie - Superbly coiffeured soldier and Guile’s bestest buddy. Died more times than this site
18. Christie - White hair was never so appealing. Nothing to do with the outfit
19. Christie Monteiro - Eddy Gordo but with boobs! What more could you ask for?
20. Chun Li - The original authoritative queen of fighting games. Ooh Matron!
21. Clark - Icily cool grappler from the KOF games.
22. Cloud Strife - FF7 fag
23. Cody - Thanks to Alpha 3, he’s now forever remembered for picking his nose before a fight.
24. D. Dark - Bizarre string-throwing weirdo from the Streetfighter EX games
25. Dan Hibiki - The SUPREME fighting jobber. He’s probably gonna win.
26. Dio Brando - Time-stopping, body-stealing vampire with atrocious dress sense; last boss of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure games
27. Dizzy - You hate her because she’s cheap and overpowered; you love her because she’s young, and SO DAMNED CUTE. Has a tail.
28. Dhalsim - Stretchy Indian guy. Doesn’t deserve the terrible innuendos he gets
29. Duck King - He of the imbecilic stance, pet bird and outrageously awesome theme song
30. Dudley - We put the kettle on before we made this list, but it didn’t even last until tea time!
31. E. Honda - Capcom must have forgotten that red panty flashes belong on schoolgirls
32. Eagle - More gay innuendo then the entire city of San Francisco
33. Elena - Leggy Capoeira fighter from Africa. Very r0wr
34. Faust - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry.
35. Fei Long - It is long rumoured that Bruce Lee based his fighting style on Fei Long’s
36. Foxy - Sexy NESTS operative with weird hair, unblockable low B
37. Fulgore - A love machine built to rival the Venus2000.
38. Garuda - Spiky demon weirdo. One of ARIKA’s few half-decent characters
39. Geese Howard - the fucking BOSS of bosses
40. Gill - HAHAHAHA HE’S BLUE AND RED AND WEARS A SPEEDO…and then hits you with Seraphic wing and you never make a joke again.
41. Glacius - His transition from KI to KI2 was as successful as House Party to House Party 2.
42. Goenitz - Mega-cheap SNK boss with nifty dress sense and fun facial hair
43. Goro Daimon - Judo master and mentor like role for Team Japan. Also has his very own Mini Me
44. Guile - Let’s Barrel
45. Guy - Stoic ninja hero from Final Fight and the SFA series.
46. Hattori Hanzo - Samurai Shodown’s number one ninja
47. Haohmaru - Everyone’s favorite Saki guzzling samurai. For comedy gold, play an R4 Haohmaru against an R1 anyone in CvsS?2
48. Heidern - Everyone’s favourite nazi hero
49. Heihachi Mishima - Try and forget his Tekken 4 appearance, and remember the good old neck-breaking, pile-driving, Kazuya-hating spiky hair days
50. Helena - Opera singer from the Dead or Alive series. Has breasts
51. Hitomi - Super cute German fighting girl from Dead or Alive 3. Dangerously young.
52. Honey - Fashion model with exploding plastic dress from Fighting Vipers.
53. Hsien-Ko - Darkstalkers ghost chick. She’s blue and has her sister as a talisman. Don’t you wish you could do that to your siblings?
54. Hugo - The physics of his sexual caprices with Poison are mind-boggling
55. Hwoarang - Cross a boy band member and a TKD master, and you get this champ
56. Ibuki - Super Ultra Cute Ninja chick.
57. Igniz - Impossibly powerful CEO of NESTS. Sort of like Bill Gates, but with infinites
58. Iori Yagami - Kyo’s eternal rival. Orochi blood screams in his veins. He has issues
59. Ivy - Dominatrix with a whip sword
60. Jago - Killer Instinct’s requisite Ninja.
61. Jax - He’d rather pull your arms off than read you your rights … and he grows really big in MK3!!
62. Jedah - Megalomaniacal boss of Darkstalkers three. His wings turn into a scythe, and he fights in the creepiest stage ever.
63. Jhun - TKD master…Athena Asaimaya fan. He was really running for a copy of that video, not a poster.
64. Jin Saotome - Demented BLODIA pilot with exploding clothes
65. Joe Higashi - To quote him from the Fatal Fury movie : “If I read too many words in a row I get sleepy!”
66. Jotaro Kujo - Hero of the third Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series, one of the best characters in the games
67. Juli - one third of the ‘Shadowloo dolls threesome’ fantasy
68. Juni - the other third of the ‘Shadowloo dolls threesome’ fantasy
69. Jun Kazama - Knee socks
70. Justice - Last boss of Guilty Gear. Rewrote the book on being an overpowered nightmare, then exploded said book and peed on its ashes
71. K’ - New hero of KOF99 and KOF2000. K’ turns you gay
72. Karin Kanzuki - Sakura’s rival, likes to wear undies on the outside of her shorts :S
73. Kano - Heart-ripping gentleman with a wicked headbutt. Not Australian in the slightest
74. Kasumi - The Dead or Alive series’ premiere insanely proportioned 17-year old runaway shinobi
75. Ken Masters - Ryu’s number one rival. Also Sean’s sensei. Married and named his son…Mel.
76. Kensou Sie - Athena’s partner and known for ramming Bao up the butt -_-
77. Kushnood Butt - My name is Kushnood, I have an afro…
78. Kim Dong Hwan - Like his dad, but lazy as shit. Maybe he should work here.
79. Kim Jae Hoon - Like his dad, but with fire :B
80. Kim Kap Hwan - A Real Korean Hero, Kim Kap Hwan is there!
81. King (SNK) - The Hottest She-Male ever
82. King (Tekken) - Mexican wrestling priest with a Jaguar mask, who fights to save an orphanage. I hate Namco…
83. Kintaro - Four-armed tiger-striped monstrosity. Makes Goro look like the Andrex puppy
84. Krauser - Collosal German fighting engine, has problems with his ‘R’s
85. Krizalid - Data-sampling NESTS stooge with kinky taste in ‘restrictive’ clothing. Has bad luck with ceilings.
86. Kula Diamond - Cloning, leather and ice, oh my!
87. Kung Lao - A Japanese cowboy Shaolin monk with a razor-sharp hat. Just … vote for this guy.
88. Kyo Kusanagi - Hero of the KoF? series. Fights with the Kusanagi Flames. Has also been cloned, and people have been infused with said flame. I’m waiting for my Kusanagi flames to arrive in the mail.
89. Lei Fang - Cute chinese fighter from DoA?. She kicks high :B
90. Leona - Blue-haired sex goddess and part-time wild beast
91. Lilith - Lithe under-aged vampire lesbian with purple hair. Unnnnnnnnf.
92. Liu Kang - The hero of the early MK games. Shouts WATAAAA! a lot
93. Lord Raptor - Not since Sega Saturn’s Mr.Bones had there ever been a skeleton with a guitar. Quite enough now.
94. M. Bison - Head of Shadowloo and secretly wants to be a girl.
95. Mai Shiranui - Owner of the most visually molested breasts in the history of hentai. Fatal Fury sex icon.
96. Maki - Capcom’s answer to Mai Shiranui…kinda
97. Makoto - Cute Karate fighter, Racewing’s fantasy du jour
98. Magneto - One of the top tier of the MvsC?2 world. Neato keen comic villian
99. Marshall Law - Bruce Lee, more or less, but with a bad mustache and a resturaunt
100. Mature - Rugal’s other secretary. Marylin Monroe never let this much blood.
101. Maxima - Cybernetically enhanced tough guy who likes the funny papers.
102. May Lee - KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_^
103. Millia Rage - A supreme assasin…that kills with her hair.
104. Morrigan - DarkStalkers?’ lead character and full-time succubus. One of Capcom’s more valiant contributions to Hentai artists.
105. Nakoruru - Adorable lil priestess that rides around on an eagle or a wolf
106. Necro - A cyborg super soldier gone wrong.
107. Nina Williams - Sexy asassin from the Tekken series. Obsessed with getting her sister naked in public.
108. Orchid - Vast-chested kung-fu eye candy from Killer Instinct. Proud wearer of the most famous zip in history.
109. Orochi - The most effeminate demon god ever
110. Pai Chan - Virtua Fighter’s pig tailed Kung Fu mistress. Nice hat.
111. Paul Phoenix - Looks like Bart Simpson grown up. Harley ridin Karate bad ass
112. Poison - Gender ambiguous somersault artiste from Final Fight.
113. Psylocke - The world can never have enough English ninja chicks. Ever
114. Q - masked mystery man/machine. Feared by small children and animals.
115. Q Bee - A mutant bee chick. That really says it all.
116. Rainbow Mika - Superstar of the ring. Great outfit. Pigtails.
117. Raiden - God of thunder, guardian of the Earth Realm, Christopher … Lambert?
118. Ralf - Can survive anything. Even nukes.
119. Remy - Blue haired goth-y whiner with tight pants and Guile’s movelist.
120. Rock Howard - Son of Geese, raised by Terry Bogard. Psychological problems up the yin yang
121. Rolento - Spinning pipes and grenades are this man’s forte
122. Roll - Has there been anything about Roll on the internet that wouldn’t see you arrested?
123. Rose - Mysterious tarot card reading fighter. Knows all about Bison, but won’t tell any of us.
124. Rugal - Simply one of the most badass fictional characters ever created. Comes in three flavours - ’standard’, ‘Omega’ and ‘God’
125. Ryo Sakazaki - One half of the inspiration for Dan Hibiki. Kyokugen master
126. Ryu - What can we say? Well nothing really, we’re still waiting for Capcom to provide him with some sort of judgable personality.
127. Ryu Hayabusa - A perfect 10 in the man-muffins scale. Ninja Gaiden hero turned to DOA jobber
128. Sagat - Emperor of Muay Thai. Undisputable badass. Low fierce
129. Saisyu Kusanagi - Kyo’s formerly dead, formerly brainwashed father.
130. Sakura Kasugano - Ryu’s number one fan and super KAWAII schoolgirl. U R my buttarfly Sakura! ^_^;;
131. Sarah Bryant - Virtua Fighter chick. Umm, yeah, she kicks ass and stuff
132. Scorpion - This awesome, spear-slicing undead spectral ninja made it to the semi-finals of the GameFAQs? character battle. How will he do here?
133. Sean - Ken’s disciple, bonk’s you in the head with basketballs. Maybe Sean should have tried to find Ryu like Sakura.
134. Siegfried Schtauffen - Brooding bishonen who becomes Knightmare in SoulCalibur?.
135. Sephiroth - FF7 fag
136. Servbot - Tiniest fighting game character ever. Not to be confused with Lego men.
137. Shang Tsung - Mighty morphing old man/fashion model/death metal groupie.
138. Shao Kahn - A truly enormous man.
139. Shermie - Busty grappler and Orochi Heavenly…king, queen? She does the cutest dance when you win ^_^.
140. Shingo Yabuki - Kyo’s student, and future Kareoke diva
141. Sodom - Will the internet identify with a deranged desperate wannabe Japanese guy? I wonder…
142. Sol Badguy - Creater of the Gears, stuck a piece of aluminum siding in a Zippo lighter and called it a sword.
143. Sonya Blade - Who doesn’t love a fire-breathing special forces chick in green spandex?
144. Sophitia - Hot greek chick from Soul Edge/Blade/Caliber
145. Strider Hiryu - Who else could wear a bright red scarf and still look awesome?
146. Sub-Zero - A whole family of icy ninja in one character!
147. Seung Mina - Korean spear fighter and ultra cute to boot.
148. Taki - Ninja chick in a skin tight outfit. Now with camel toe
149. Takuma Sakazaki - Mr Karate himself. Trained Ryo, Robert, and Yuri, and probably Butt too.
150. Terry Bogard - One of the most respected, recognized and powerful characters in the history of fighters.
151. Tiffany Lords - HerV?’s very own poster child for confusion, anger and boxing-glove jokes.
152. Tina Armstrong - Redneck wrasslin’ chick. Tassles.
153. Twelve - Chewing gum with sociopathic tendencies.
154. Ukyo - Quiet ladies man, nasty case of tuberculosis. He’s a samurai Doc Holliday
155. Urien - Thong Master. Bad name.
156. Vanessa - Redhead boxing secret-agent GODDESS.
157. Vega - Narcissistic spanish ninja. Wears a mask and a claw.
158. Vice - One of Rugal’s ex-secretaries. Scary. Hot.
159. Whip - She…fights with a whip. Plenty of hentai potential
160. Wolverine - C’mon bub, if I gotta explain, you need t get off my internet
161. Wyler - The Ultimate Boss Character. Really.
162. Xiangfei - She likes to fight and eat…a lot
163. Yamazaki - Sadomasochistic anti-hero of Fatal Fury/KOF infamy.
164. Yashiro Nakanase - Another heavenly king. Doesn’t like Iori
165. Yoshimitsu - Cool cyborg ninja that has a Robin Hood complex
166. Yuri Sakazaki - Poor Yuri. Considered a shoto clone fighter, and prone to dickchick abuse.
167. Zangief - He rassles grizzly bears :B
168. Zero - He’ll beat you like a drum.
169. Lord Deimos - Vampire lord that likes to cross dress his opponents before killing them.
170. Shaq - Go get his album, Shaq Deisel, in bargain bins now!
171. Pikachu - Pika Pika! o^_^o
172. Nightmare - A possessed knight carrying around an evil demonic sword
173. Maxi - Nunchuk wielding Elvis impersonator
174. Eddy Gordo - Captain Button Mash himself.
175. Amingo - A fighting cactus. Right.
176. Zack - Tellytubby with great taste in sports.
177. Mike Haggar - ROARRAA!
178. Maya - Amazon chick.
179. Chrome Dome - Cybernetic Ninja turtle clone thing/
180. TJ Combo - Killer Instinct’s answer to Balrog.
181. Blob (Clayfighter) - He’s a goddamn blob.
182. Jill Valentine - She almost became a sandwich.
183. Senator (Eternal Champions) - A guy from Eternal Champions. How many people have even heard of this game?
184. Vegeta - Eternally pissed off villain-turned-earth’s savior, appears in a number of DBZ games. None of them good.
185. Ninja (Fighters Destiny; he totally rocks)
186. Gundam Deathscythe - A giant robot with a scythe. His pilot is host to many a yaoi fan
187. Armagon (TMNT Tournament fighters lol) - He’s…yeah. Words can’t describe this champ.
188. Blizzard (Primal Rage) - Giant Ice Monkey that punches you to the moon.
189. Kurtis Stryker - He hits you with his nightstick! He shoots you with his gun! He … turns into a giant blue dinosaur and … eats you…?
190. Samus Aran - Bounty Hunter, only has a bikini under that armor
191. Earthworm Jim - He’s such a groovy guy. He rockets through the sky. He got put in a fighting game for no reason.
192. Captain America - Thumbs up Soldier!
193. Fernandez - Big … ball from Waku Waku 7.
194. Suzume Hachisuka - Honey rip-off from that all-time combat classic Battle Raper.

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